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Let's do it!
No way!
Let's do it!
No way!
We, Tokaiwaya, have been promoting Tokaiwaya through the topic meeting.
That's right.
So basically, it's not like "Let's do it, everyone!" that I thought of, but it's more like "Let's do it, everyone!" that everyone has approved of and adopted.
This time, I'd like to record Tokaiwaya's ability to come up with topics.
It's fine for everyone to be facing different directions, but I think it's necessary for everyone to think of the same thing and say "one, united, okay!"
That's why we've made a game for everyone to come up with a topic.
Oh!
That sounds good!
Yes.
And if you don't have a certain number of topics, you won't be able to come up with anything.
That's right.
So this time, we're going to come up with "shops".
Yes.
There used to be a time when I was like, "I wonder if there's a topic I like?"
I'd like you all to come up with a topic that has good quality.
So we've come up with "shops".
I think it'll take us about as long as the universe was born for us to come up with 6 correct answers out of 9.
This time, we'll come up with 6 topics and if we can come up with 2 topics, we'll call it a day.
But we won't stop until we come up with all of them.
Shops are huge!
If we were to talk about the number of products, it'd be ridiculous.
That's right.
If you go shopping, there's an infinite number of things.
We want to come up with all of them and go home as soon as possible.
That's right.
For now, we'd like you all to come up with a topic in advance and buy it for us.
So, basically, if we say the same thing...
I see.
That makes sense.
That's how it is, so let's get started.
Okay!
This time, the first question is from Professor Don.
Oh, Professor Don!
I see, I see.
For now, Professor Don, please put what you have in your stomach and bring it to the classroom.
Okay, okay.
But you know...
It's important whether or not you think it's okay for everyone to do it, right?
I think that was difficult for everyone at the time of making the decision.
No, I'm glad that you're saying things like "it's too funny", "it won't come up in your head", so...
I see, I see.
To be honest, I don't want anyone to think like that.
I'm happy about it.
But that's what we're doing this time.
That's right.
So, everyone, please put what you have in your stomach and make sure it doesn't come up in your head.
Wait a minute!
You're all so small!
Please use as few words as you can and simply say the title of the video.
I think there is!
Yes, everyone, did you get it?
Yes!
Okay, first of all, say what you have in your stomach and then say the title of the video.
When you see something, you'll say "wah!" or "kyaaa!" or "aaah!", right?
I see.
The title I brought is, of course, "hunting + walking + work + sleep = 1 day's calories", right?
Yes!
The title is "consumer calorie life decided by roulette".
Oh, yes, yes.
I see.
I think it's a good title.
I think so, too.
Yes!
Then, Mr. Umemura, please say it.
Yes, it is!
"Ten yen bald head"!
So, if you think about it from this period...
"If you lose, you'll lose ten yen"!
"Ten yen championship"!
What is that?!
Excuse me for stopping the BGM of this video.
Hey!
It's over now!
It's a type of project where the punishment game has preceded it.
There's nothing in it!
I don't want to say "I see", but...
Well, it's like this.
It's a little different, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Then, Mr. Kawai, please say it.
Yes!
Dun! Dun!
What?
Hey!
I know what it is, but...
If you can guess it...
This is an example.
Here is the story.
Dun!
Whose face is this?
Oh!
If it's this, everyone...
One, two...
Mamori!
It's a mix, isn't it?
Is Mamori wearing a tank top?
Mr. Miyo.
Yes.
This is what I bought.
What?
Oh!
What is it?
Night village!
I tried to import Yumemaru!
Well, well, well, well...
I'm going to be a negative.
No, no, no.
Can, can, can.
Then, Mr. Tetsuya, please say it.
Yes.
Then...
This is what I bought.
Yes!
It's a trash can like this.
Oh!
Yes!
This is what I bought.
Your take-out!
A prank by only one person!
Hahaha!
Oh, this is it!
Oh!
You said "Your take-out has arrived!", and finally...
You said "Oh, I made a mistake"...
It's a prank.
Hahaha!
If you think about it like this...
It's definitely a prank, isn't it?
It's not a prank...
It's not a funny prank, is it?
It's not funny at all!
Well, Mr. Shibata...
The highest probability is high...
Yes!
I'm counting on you!
Please say it!
Yes!
Oh!
I don't know yet!
A reflection of a mirror and human decomposition!
Too bad!
Oh!
Hahaha!
What does this mean?
Human decomposition...
I was watching a Galileo drama...
And in the first episode...
There was a funny murderer...
So I said it...
Hahaha!
That's because you're a very strong reader in the beginning!
Hahaha!
Oh, it's a prank!
Oh!
Well, donkeys were honestly thrown away, weren't they?
Well!
Yes!
Well, then, the second tempo!
Yes!
What is it?
"KO Days"!
Oh!
I think you're all wondering what "KO Days" is, but...
It's a form center, isn't it? It's called.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, then, everyone, let's go.
Yes!
Now, is everyone ready?
Yes!
Then, on the contrary, Shibayu-san, let's go.
Yes!
Go!
Oh!
Go ahead!
Yes!
The idea I came up with!
"3000m Princess Carriage"!
Princess Carriage!?
Oh!
What is it?
Isn't it like this and carrying a princess?
A basket?
It looks like you're running 3000m, but the princess is really getting in the way.
result
A basket of tea which I want to drink
The basket that I want to drink
Oh!
Well, then, in your sincere eyes, do you think it's a princess?
In my eyes, you think it's a princess,
didn't I?
Yes!
Well, then, everyone, please proceed!
Think of me as rubbish and make fun of me!
Yes!
That's also...
You have announced whom "KO Days" is, right?
Yes.
Good grief.
Huh!?
"KO Days"!?
Who are you!?
Huh!?
Where are you from!?
I'm personally sure of this store!
I knew it, and I immediately stopped it and said, "No, it's unnecessary."
- Let's take a look at it first. - Let's take a look at it first and then say sorry.
- First of all, here are the products. - Yes.
- This is like an ultralight bullet. - That's right.
UNIQLO's ultralight bullet!
The one who puts it in the smallest container wins the championship!
- One, two... - SORRY!
- I'm sorry! - Listen to me!
- I didn't know what you were talking about! - I didn't know either!
- Mr. Ryo! - Yes!
- Thank you for buying it! - This is it!
- Huh?! - Wow!
- This is a safety belt, right? - Yes!
I made a safety belt commercial!
- Oh?! - Wow!
- I've never seen anyone use a safety belt before. - Yeah.
- So we decided to put this on and go "Whoa!" - Yeah, it's easy to put on and off.
- Okay, Toshimi-san, let's go. - Yes! I've also improved a lot.
- Come on! - Here you go!
- There's a lot of stuff! - No, no, no! - Why?!
- There's only one, right? - No, there's more than one.
- It's really hard to put it on and off. - No, it's like a quadruple.
- I can't read it, but it says, "Somehow, the name of this health item is too crazy to say its name." - Oh!
- I see. - The last part is hairless. - Kimemura - san! - Kimemura-san! - Yes!
- Here you go! - You idiot! - What is this?!
- It's a security jelly, right? - Yes. - The one that makes noises.
- "If you make a noise, you die. Steal it." - This song, right?
- If you don't make a noise for like 3,000 yen, you die. - You die.
- You get arrested. - No, you don't! - Kamura-kun! - Kamura-kun!
- I'm going to steal it. - Go ahead and steal it! - I'm going to steal it!
- I decided in 10 seconds! Here it is! - What is this?!
- That's not it! - I came up with the idea!
- Grass-very-fast-man-vs-rescue team! - Grass - very-fast-man-?! - What is that?!
- You can't do that in a second! - I worked really hard to plant seeds and water them.
- I'm going to put it up there! So you can see it all on the next day! - I see!
- I really wanted to do it! - This was in my way of doing it! - Yes! It was in my way of doing it!
- I thought you'd think about it! - Ah, I see!
- This was also in a place where you could just place it anywhere. - Shut up!
- As Tetsuya-kun said earlier, the third store is a beer store. - It's a supermarket, isn't the probability of it going up a little?
- Shall we go in? - It's already going down. It's going to be pretty hard.
- It's usually hard when it goes down. It's easy. - It's going down hard. This is it!
- One satisfaction bar! - This is what we forgot!
- How many satisfaction bars will you be satisfied with?! - Thank you very much!
- There must be some of them! - There's definitely some!
- I wonder if there are any going up. - How many satisfactions does one bar have?
- Three years ago on "Ghost In The Shell". - You were talking about it three years ago!
- Ibara-san! - Yes? - Here it is!
- Boradresh! - Boradresh? - I will lower the levels.
- Kill me! - Yes.
- Kikidoresshi! - DIE!!!!
- YOU IDIOT!!!!!! - DIE!!!!!
- Kiki is close! - This is so funny! - This is crazy!
Well, I'm saying the same thing as you, Kajiura- san, but...
Ta-da!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- What's this? - A mustache?
- There's also an entrance. - Yeah.
The one who turns the blue orange orange the fastest wins!
- Oh! - Oh!
- What's that? - What's that?
Didn't you say you grew plants?
- I did. - You did.
- Okay, Ryo-san. - Yes.
- I also made it very simple. - Okay.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
One kilo of flour, and I went fast.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- Because it's simple... - Because it's simple...
You guys are stupidly simple.
- No, we're not. - No, we're not.
- We're not stupidly simple. - We're not stupidly simple.
- This is going in a good direction. - This is going in a good direction.
- Tetsuya-san, who was trying to win again! - Yes!
- My product is... - Huh?!
- Whoa! - Oh, an egg!
- My joke is... - "Egg-cooking life" until the egg comes out!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- It's tough. - It's tough.
- It's like a home-cooked meal, isn't it? - I see.
- Unfortunately, Shima-yan-san, please! - Okay!
- Shima-yan-san, please buy one! - An egg!
- This one! - Yay!
- I want to eat it! - You're not going to eat it? - I see!
- If aliens cattle mutilation us, it's a space cooking battle!
- Wait a minute... - Wait a minute...
- I don't have the energy to hide it! - Unfortunately!
- Ah... - If we can't do it next time...
- We'll go outside and cook it. - It's not good.
- It's not good. It's not good, today's schedule. - It won't end.
- We won't be able to go up there.
- Okay, next! - Yes!
- It's an alien! - Alien! - Yes!
- Everyone, what do you think of aliens and aliens? - Yes!
- It's a space cooking battle! - Yes!
- Okay! Please get ready! - Yes!
- Are you ready? - Yes!
- Let's start with Ryo-san! - Yes!
- It's this one! - Oh! - Huh? - What's that?
- Oh! - Where is it from? - The title...
- "Throw a fireball through a firefly and hit it with a bat of fire." - Oh!
- Oh!
- If it was Tetsuya in the past, he'd say it. - That's right! - That's right!
- Oh! - Okay, Tetsuya-san, please!
- It's this one! - Ah! - Huh?
- Ah! - What? - My story!
- With the thought of a home appliance manufacturer, we'll have a home appliance battle!
- Ahaha! - Ah, I see!
- I want to do this! - Ahaha! - Using things like Roomba and Dyson...
- It's so cool!
- Okay, let's move on to the next one! - I was able to guess it this time!
- It's this one! - Huh? - What is it?!
- It's an alien! - An alien! - Yes!
- "Bubble Machine"! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh! - Oh!
- The title is... "48-hour Bubble Machine Alien Life"!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Ah! - I'm getting sick of it and I'm about to throw up!
- I'll go next! - Okay!
- It's this one! - Huh? - Oh! - Oh! - It's a hand warmer!
- "What is this alien saying in its heart?" - Oh! - Oh! - Oh!
- Ah, this is... - This is awful! - Oh! - Oh!
- He brought something big, put a hand warmer on it, and said...
- Haha! - Ah! - Ah! - Oh!
- Oh! - But... - Yes!
- The product I bought is this! - Ah! - Ah!
- The one you put on your stomach and stuff like that! - Yes!
Living a muscle-strength life just by being alive
We have a lot of faces and arms and legs now.
If we could live with all of them,
I think it would be more fun.
It's a little similar, it's close.
- Yeah, it's similar in life. - Yeah, it's not just about the whole body.
Living a muscle-strength life just by being alive
- That's a prelude. - Oh, you mean it's a prelude?
Yeah, that's right.
- I haven't worn one so far. - Okay!
- I'll do my best! - I'll do my best!
Living a muscle-strength life just by being alive
- What is this?! - Oh no!
- The one who steps on his buttocks and brings something that barely breaks wins. - I see.
- This is one example of that. - One example.
- Oh no! - I can't do it!
- Anyway, everyone, we can't say "thank you for your hard work" today, so... - Ah...
- We'll continue to work hard in the future. - We will?!
- Seriously?! - Seriously?!
- We'll rank the shops little by little... - Yes.
- There will be places with fewer shops. - Yes, yes.
- But in the end, the rampage will end. - Yes!
Don't close it!
- So, we've done a lot of shopping. - Yes, we have.
- We've done shopping so you won't see it. - It was really hard.
- This is a 4 yen machine.
- This time, I'm expecting that person will buy this for me. - Oh!
- Here it is! - Oh!
- Ultra Hard Cleaner! - Oh!
- I love hard stuff. - I'm expecting you to buy it for me.
- Oh! - Oh!
- What? - Ultra Hard Cleaner!
- Wow! - Wow!
- I'm wondering what Toshimitsu will say if he buys it for me.
- Oh! Big Floor President vs. Cleaning Minister! - Hahaha!
- It's a simple and dirty D-class movie, right? - Yes, it is.
- I see. - Yes.
- Then, I will buy... - Oh!
- Shizupower Pad! - Oh! Oh! Oh!
- I might buy it if it's just a normal one. - Here it is!
- If you use Shizupower Pad's quick repair, you can draw pictures, right? - What?
- What do you mean? - When you have a big injury...
- Yes. - If you use Shizupower Pad's quick repair, you can draw pictures, right?
- Oh! - Hahaha!
- It's like a great injury doctor of the first century. - Hahaha!
- You're annoying! - You're annoying!
- Here is what I bought. - Cleaning cleaner!
- Oh! - Oh!
- This is my genius sponge. - Yes.
- I think it's... - Oh!
- It's working! - Hahaha!
- Hahaha!
- It's not working! - Hahaha!
- Is it really going to fall? - It's a path to becoming a master of hard work.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's a common pattern, right? When you try a product. - Yes.
- It's the same for me. - It's the same for me.
- I'll go and buy it. - Yes!
- Mr. Hard! - Oh! The honor...
- Happy Tom! Here you go! - Oh!
- Oh!
- I didn't know you had it! - I didn't know you had it!
- As a product... - As a product...
- Everyone, isn't the topic a little twisted? - It's a little twisted.
- Let's go with simplicity. - Here you go!
- Lotion! The most unkind way of using it! - Shito!
- Shito!
- I think you use lotion for erotic purposes. - On the contrary, there are many other purposes for erotic purposes.
- I see. - I see.
- Well, I'm not going to make you laugh. - Yes.
- Mr. Hard! - Yes, here you go!
- Oh! - Oh!
- This is it! - Oh!
- Oh!
- This is really something. - It's perfect for an erotic song.
- Well, well, well, it's just a joke. It's like shit.
- Yes, it's a liver transplant. - Wait a minute!
- Haven't we had a joke like this before? - I feel like we have.
- It's liver transplantation. - Oh!
- Oh!
- It's liver transplantation! - Liver transplantation.
- What are you talking about? - Oh, sorry, I'm overreacting.
- No, it's fine, Mr. Rio. - What I bought is...
- This! - Oh!
- Oh!
- The one that kills a lot of bugs wins! - No, no!
- Your life... - No, it's a hard one!
It's hard!
It's just hard.
I'll draw it for you.
It's hard.
Can I go to the next shop?
I came to this place, so I'll go with you.
There is a toy store called NEVERLAND in Elyon.
However, the area is very small, so we have to go crazy.
It's still Tokaioyaland.
I'm going to think about toys.
I bought it.
If one of you is ready, you can go home and eat delicious food and prepare for tomorrow.
I'll prepare for you.
Let's go home and eat delicious food and prepare for tomorrow.
KAMEN RIDER transformation melt
The latest version of KAMEN RIDER KAMEN RIDER KAMEN RIDER KAMEN RIDER KAMEN RIDER has been released.
You can't buy it until you can transform for the first time!
It's not interesting to do it while saying "no, no, no."
I see!
And here's what I bought!
It's a drone for indoor driving!
Wow!
Here's the menthol I used for it!
A simple one! A MAKETARA TAKICOPTER!
With a mini-drymon, you can stop obstacles indoors!
RTA!
I see!
I want to live with a TAKICOPTER, but I can't fly it.
I want to do that!
This is the product I bought!
Ta-dah!
It's a toy for one year old.
Let's remake a toy for one year old so that even 27-year-olds can enjoy it!
Sounds good!
It's not weird at all.
I'm counting on you!
This is the product I bought!
It's a toy that can imitate words from all over the world.
It's a mimicry pet.
I came up with a plan.
It's a video game for electronic devices.
I'm going to talk about it first and then I'll talk about it.
It's a little funny.
It's about 15 units.
What did you say?
I'm counting on you!
Everyone, please hold it.
This is the product I bought!
The penalty or reward written on this toy is decided in an instant and "fair and foul" is lost.
No way!
If you think it's a reward, it's "fair and foul".
If you think it's a penalty game, it's "foul".
That's amazing!
I'm sorry, designer.
I'm counting on you!
This is the product I bought!
What is it?
It's a lamp!
You bought it for yourself!
I still have something to say.
This is it!
"Fair and foul" vs. "fair and foul" team "Funny Gunpla Modification Championship"!
I thought someone would come.
It's nice.
It's not good.
I'm in a hurry.
Let's bring them together.
Let's think of a story to bring them together.
Will we all gather here?
Or will we all gather here?
I think there are various things.
That's right.
Let's go, Keita.
Where should we go?
Apitamu?
A bookstore!
We're going to a big bookstore.
We're going to a small bookstore.
We're going to a medium-sized bookstore.
Let's go!
Why do you go to a bookstore?
I don't know.
We were right last time.
We're hungry and we're buying food.
This is a holy place for us.
Tetsuya is getting far away.
If you have a book, please give it to me.
It's a medium-sized bookstore.
It's a long history.
I remember the early stories.
Let's start with Ryo.
This is what I bought.
It's a philosophy book.
It's a philosophy quiz.
It's a book about the history of Hirodori Shibayan.
I see.
It's popular.
I also bought it in Asia.
Okazaki female high school entrance exam questions.
The topic is "Can you still enter a girl's high school even before entering a boy's high school?"
I see. I want to do it.
I can't enter it at all.
It's impossible.
The goal is 100 percent.
I see.
I shouldn't have said it was going to be like this.
Now, it's new.
Yes, Mr. Tetsuya.
Thank you for coming.
I remembered what I bought at that bookstore ten years ago.
Do you remember the first video of boxing?
Yes, I do.
Do you remember entering it?
Yes, I do.
You said you found something like this at a bookstore.
You put air in it with a forced straight face and said, "Let's do boxing with these two."
Yes, I did.
I thought it was something.
So, I bought it.
Salt pillow book.
I saw it.
What do you do with a salt pillow?
(Salt pillow)
"What kind of pillow is this?" quiz.
Now, Mr. Yumemaru.
I bought this.
What is the best item you should buy in Ostoco?
If you buy something you shouldn't buy, you lose.
If you buy something you should ride, you lose.
I think there are quite a few.
Two people left.
Yes.
Here is my item.
Ta-da!
(Salt pillow)
I shouldn't have said it.
It's a complete joke, isn't it?
Yes.
The joke is...
What is a salt pillow?
It can be sugar, can't it?
(Salt pillow)
Wow!
But...
It's a little difficult.
It's too difficult.
It's just a triangle.
It's a triangle.
You were going to give me a quiz, weren't you?
(Salt pillow)
I bought a salt pillow.
Here is my item.
Ta-da!
There are many of them.
Have you ever talked about it in the past?
What do you think?
I talked about it with only the title of the book.
How do you wear that item now?
(Laughter)
I don't wear it.
I missed it.
But...
If you have two triangles, it's easy to find.
If you have three triangles in the next place, it's easy to find.
It's easy to find.
There are many places you can't find.
That's right.
It would be great if we could go to those places.
Like Alpen.
(Alpen)
Oh, that's right.
I thought so.
But we'll go there.
We'll wear it.
Shall we go to Alpen?
(Alpen)
It's time for the beard to grow out.
Yes!
Sune-san!
Yes!
Here is the item!
Yes!
Den!
Fluffy pen!
I think it stood out!
Here is the story!
There is a way to wrap a fluffy pen like this and make a ring cambell.
No!
Wow!
You can't say wow!
Hahaha!
I'm counting on you, Den!
Yes!
This is what I bought!
Gachi Pants!
It is a baseball that cannot be broken by force.
If you keep sliding, you will break your body and Gachi Pants.
Oh!
I see!
Can this be broken or can my body be broken first?
Which one?
This is a soccer captain's mark!
Yes!
If you live with a captain's mark for a day, will you feel better?
Hahaha!
Will you feel better?
Wow!
Because you are a captain, will you feel better?
Yama-san, this is what I bought!
Wow! Did you do this?
Training check ball!
Which is faster, boxing or training goods?
Well, I looked at it for a long time.
You saw it!
I didn't think of anything.
That's right.
But you all saw it, didn't you?
This is it!
Oh! I saw it!
This is the goal spray!
I had it at the end!
Oh, this is it!
I came up with an idea.
I made shaved ice without using a refrigerator!
That's terrible!
I hope we have everything we need!
Please! Please!
This is it!
Static electricity countermeasure!
Wow! I thought of it!
This is like a YouTuber!
Yes!
Static electricity countermeasure allows you to attack electrically in one direction, doesn't it?
Wow!
That's right!
I'm sorry.
I can't say "zero" anymore.
Yes!
I'm going there!
Yama-san, what are you going to do?
Convenience store!
There's nothing else!
If you go to a convenience store, you won't end up in a convenience store.
Do you feel like you'll definitely end up in a convenience store?
Let's end up in a convenience store.
We're back from shopping at 7-Eleven.
Yes!
We're going to a nearby park.
Yes!
If we don't hit it soon, there won't be many shops left.
Let's hit it somehow!
Yes!
Shimei-san!
This is a shame!
Peyoung's latest product!
Black Spicy Seafood!
You're going to buy this, aren't you?
No, it's just a joke.
If you go to Peyoung's dark route, we'll also go to the dark route, right?
What kind of joke is that?
It's not a joke at all!
Shimei-san!
Yes! This is the only way!
Go!
Please!
Peyoung's Black Spicy Seafood!
And the theme is...
Peyoung's Black Spicy Seafood Big Bite!
When I went to the convenience store, I saw this and thought, "This is it!"
Thank you!
Let's make it clear!
I'm not scared!
This is it, isn't it?
All we have to do is connect it as much as possible!
Let's thank Peyoung for their excellence!
Yes!
Let's go!
I'm not going to show you the product, but I'm going to show you the theme song!
If you break the convenience store underwear, the video will end.
Hey!
I'm sorry!
I won't do it!
Super balloon!
What?
Let's make a huge super balloon!
Hey!
Leisure-kun!
The one who caught the biggest cockroach at home will lose!
Hey!
It's not a convenience store!
It's "cockroach boi boi"!
Yes!
Here it is!
Wow!
This is a UFO!
A new one?
A new UFO!
UFOs don't have UFO elements, do they?
Try expressing UFOs with UFOs!
You've stopped for a long time!
You guys are so obsessed with titles!
Well, we didn't have much of a choice.
Since you two are thinking of the same song,
Tokai Ooya is a group of people who think of the same song,
so it's safe!
It's fun!
Shimizu is great!
It's fun twice in a row!
It was helpful!
Certainly!
It's over!
You can get some views for "cockroach boi boi"!
It's twice in a row!
It was helpful!
"cockroach boi boi" is a shitty song!